Starfish or Sand Dollar?
Liz: If you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be?
Me: A Starfish.
Liz: A STARFISH?
Me: Well, what did you expect me to say?
Liz: Well, I'd be a sand dollar.
Me: A sand dollar? Why would you be a sand dollar?
Liz: So we could be pulled out of the ocean and dried out together.
Ah, the meaning of friendship.